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it is christmas (time)
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it is christmas time
there is snow all over my ass
some raisin bran in the pantry
is it that time of year when your dad gets drunk and gets out all his supertramp albums
it is that time of year when you mom gets in the car and goes to buy some new slippers
mmm what a good time of year to roast a big orange on the fireplace
what a good year to sing about a big elf riding a reindeer into…...a cloud of snow
(guitar solo)
nice
it is that time of year where santa gets a perm so he looks real good when he’s driving the motorsled
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Every christmas eve night
I leave my zune out on a plate for santa
So he can get his christmas fix
I put all my best tunes on it
Everything but rap and country
And then when i wake up in the middle of the night i creep into my kitchen
And what do i see?
I caught santa listening to papa roach
He was rocking out and having a ball!
I caught santa listening to my mp3 of billy joel’s “we didn’t start the fire”
I hope i’m not on the naughty list because i got it off limewire
Then on christmas morning I jump out of bed and i just can;t wait
To see what kind of CDs are under the christmas tree!
I got my dad tickets to see rush
I got my mom a neil diamond yoga pant
All i got was a 2 dollar gift certificate to HMV
Oh well
I caught santa listening to rage against the machine
He was air guitaring all over my house
I caught santa listening to bjork live in reykjavik 1999
I just cant wait to see what he chooses next year!
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this christmas it’s time to get cyberpunk
what kind of presents are you going to find under the modem this year
maybe a nice password for your mom’s netflix account
i hope my dad makes the cyber shortbread
i love when my family huddles around my laptop and clears my browser cache
remember to be good because if you arent cyber santa might bring you only a one megabyte harddrive
are you on cyber santa’s good downloads list?
remember to keep your file management system good or else your uncle will never stop being jacked into the matrix
cyber christmas 2017 never log off
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mtn dew christmas
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Every year on christmas eve
Gamers roam the streets of the x box live
god’s forgotten children
They dont have a holiday to celebrate
I called up bill gates on my amiga and i told him about all the gamers
And he cried in my arms on christmas eve
Then he cupped my face with both hands and whispered this into my ear
(chorus)
Give them a mountain dew christmas
Give them a mountain dew christmas
Give them a mountain dew christmas
Give them a mountain dew christmas
Now every christmas morning
I wake up in bill gates’ tender embrace
I turn on my x box video game system
And i see all the gamers’ smiling faces
(chorus)
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Old man winter is a bastard
He thinks i’m afraid to wear cargo shorts
I will best him in a game of wits
I’m wearing my shirt with no sleeves and it’s negative three out
I’m standing with my ass out in the cold december air
Tonight me and old man winter will fight to the death
Old man winter has me in the sleeper hold
His arms are bigger than the sun
As I fall unconscious i think of my wife and kids
Old man winter is a bastard
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shitlord fuckerman Vancouver, British Columbia
the reba mcentire of techno
est. 2012
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